TEAR HERE ✂

$CONDOM

Protection for your bags.

You aped into $BONER unprotected. We get it — the heat of the moment. $CONDOM is the only token engineered to wrap your exposure before things get sticky.

🛡️ DEGEN-GRADE LATEX · ELECTRONICALLY TESTED ON-CHAIN
🎯 PRICE TARGET: $0.99 — THE PRICE OF ONE DUREX
WRAP UP HOW TO USE

LOT №69420 · MFD: BLOCK 1 · STORE IN A COOL, DRY WALLET

Read the label before use

Token Facts

Serving size1 bag
Total supply69,000,000,000
Team allocation0% (pulled out)
LiquidityBurned 🔥
Tax0/0 (raw)
Rug resistance98.7%*
Price target$0.99 💊

*Not 100%. Nothing is 100%. Your financial advisor told you this and you bought $BONER anyway.

†Price target: $0.99 — the exact retail price of one Durex. When one $CONDOM buys one condom, our work here is done. This is the entire investment thesis.

Directions for use

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1. Check expiry

Verify the contract before opening. An expired CA provides no protection.

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2. Tear carefully

Open your wallet gently at the corner. Do not use teeth (hardware wallets especially).

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3. Apply before entry

Wrap your position BEFORE aping in. Applying $CONDOM after the pump does nothing.

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4. Dispose responsibly

Take profits, tie it off, and never re-use an exit. One pump per wrap.

⚠ Warnings

  • May break under extreme leverage. If breakage occurs, seek liquidity within 72 hours.
  • Do not combine with $BONER pills of unknown origin.
  • Holding does not protect against emotional damage.
  • If your position lasts longer than 4 months, congratulations — that's called conviction. Consult a therapist.

Expiration roadmap

PHASE 1

Launch. Wrap $BONER's virality. Ride the pullout — sorry, pullback.

PHASE 2

CEX listings. "Family planning" partnerships with other protection-themed tokens.

PHASE 3

Airdrop to every wallet that got rugged in the last 12 months. They need us most.

EXP DATE

Never. Latex is forever. (Financially, this is not advice.)